Aunty Em.. It's a twister

I'm pretty sure the ceiling in my office is about to cave in... Its been raining worse than a hurricane for about an hour. What in the world has been going on with the weather?? It's so weird this summer. And why does it have to be hideous on a Friday .. why why why!! Is this what they meant by aerosal hairspray would ruin our weather... good lord. At any rate.. that's it.. I'm going to find somewhere in the building to hide just incase I start to hear that train whistle sound... ;-)