BRING IT ON OPRAH

Lord have mercy. I know that her public stance on it is to either.. self promote.. which the woman is a genius at.. or to try and get it thru Rihanna's head. If you're clueless... Oprah has publically made a statement to Rihanna.. saying.. if you go back.. he will hit you again. Which.. those of us in the bizzzznaaassss know.. they're already back together- she's not talking to her family (sad!), and they were holed up at one of Diddys mansions (good lookin out you two timin conceited piece of hoohah.. and yes I've met the man.. I firmly have the right to call Diddy a piece of hoohah.. he is in need of an attitude adjustment). At any rate.. my point is this.. you do not want to tick off Oprah. For the love of everything holy.. she runs the world. Wanna get snubbed in Hollywood.. tick off Oprah. Want to be blasted and watch America turn on you in the drop of a dime.. tick off Oprah. Mark my words.. if Rihanna's stays.. Oprah will say what a poor example she is setting for young girls/woman everywhere. (which I kind of agree- but lets also remember - shes just a girl- and he's probably got her so wrapped up in her mind..that all she wants is his approval and 4 him to love her.. that's how this crap works) .. anywho... that's what Oprah will do.. and Rihanna can kiss her career goodbye. My solution.. depending on Oprahs current eating habits.. either bring a celery platter and some green tea over while doing yoga to balance your chi (or whatever) or grab some ho-ho's and suck up lady... cause Oprah is not the chic to dissapoint. Good Luck to Ri-Ri

M.I.A. named her baby... poor thing

Did you see the headlines?? M.I.A. named her baby boy... born 3 days after the Grammys. Now granted her name .. her real one.. is all sorts of different as well. But really?? Really. Her childs name is Ickitt. And in this country we like nickanmes... so its lookin like her son will affectionatly be called Ick. Not a good pick if you ask my humble opinion.. Which she didn't cause the conversation would've went something like this... M.I.A. - "Girl- I'm thinkin about namin my boy Ickitt" ... CRYSTAL "Heffaaaa!! Are you crazy.. have you lost your mind?? What you pour on your cereal this morning. That's a negative." .. End of conversation. But atleast she was cute pregnant right.. I for one am still behind her see through polka dotted Grammy outfit.. go 'head with yourself :-)

Lil Hollywood

I will write in red.. cause I can.. whatcha gonna do? whatcha gonna do ...huh?? ... huh?? So.. Hollywood... made me make this blog... Hollywood... made me a to-do list today...For those of you that don't realize.. he is the craziest -most scattered man ever... and he made ME a TO-DO LIST!!!! I'm not sure how I feel about this... does he think I'm crazier than him.. Does he think that he's in a position to help me?? Because in that case... it may be time for professional help.. ugh.. Did I mention he made me a to-do list haha- mark it down kiddies... the beginning of the end. When crazy people want to help YOU... well...exactly.